How to summon your Hetalia guy for Valentine's

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Hey people, this is what you need to do for your Hetalia senpai to appear for Valentine's Day. ^^ Whatever it is, 3X.

Russia: Kolkolkol (if done correctly, he should say "Yonda?" when he comes.)
China: Aiyaah! (my personal senpai)
Prussia: Kesesese (Personally not recommended)
America: Don't say anything, just stand in front of a mirror and offer him a burger.
France: Just think of the most seductive thing you could possibly say, and say it in front of a mirror. (Not ideal, don't say I didn't warn you.)
Canada: Maple, give him some actual syrup, some for Kuma too.
Germany: Offer him beer and wurst, should be enough. Though specify Prussia isn't getting if you don't want him tagging along. Italy: Say you want to make pasta with him, that would be adorable and he'd come.
Romano: Call Germany a Potato-Loving Bastardo, that should win him over.
Spain: Mhmm, he'll come here and say "ohhh seriously?"
Japan: .... Anyone have any ideas how to get him here? I'm clueless, because he's so shy.
Sweden: Sorry fangirls, he's 100% gay.
Finland: Sweden would kill you and we don't need that. XD
Denmark: Tell him how awesome he is and you'll be good.
Norway: Not sure how.
Iceland: BIG BROTHER (he'll strangle you until he sees you're not Norge though)
Switzerland (probably Liech too): SCHWEIZERKASE (don't just say "cheese", that could potentially summon France)
Austria: Play me like a piano, Senpai. c;
England: Tell him his cooking is actually good.
Liet: Say you want some Sakotis, or offer him some if you are lucky enough to have access to it. Oh and specify not for Poland. Poland: ^reverse of Liet's.
Estonia: Offer him another pet mochi. XD
Latvia: Offer him protection from Russia, and compliment his (non-existent) manliness.
I covered a lot of them, but not all. If anyone wants advice on one I didn't mention, leave a reply, da?
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MustacheDuctTape's avatar
Or to summon America you could yell

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY